Bwa ha ha ha! I'm fucking crazy!
God... it's only one night into my 10 day romp at the hotel and I've already snapped. How do we know? Simple: I've found the Better Cooper FAQ. Did you know that "Betty likes to kiss Archie on the couch, and she's very vocal when telling him her needs: "Ooh! Yes! Yes! Please!"? Thanks to this FAQ, you do! It's your window into the aqaurium like brain of Betty Cooper.